$1,500 is the cheapest amount you can spend in Alberta to rush a human body from corpse to ashes.
These guys were weak communicators, but - in the end - fast and efficient. My Dad died on March 6. I booked their services on March 7. They had him on March 11. I had his ashes on March 13.
Calgary: You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Ok, he wasn't stabbed.